Posted by
Patrick Henry on Sunday, May 24, 2009 7:13:58 PM
With many unfilled positions in his govcernment, Barack Obama seems hard-
pressed to find enough Democrats who aren't under indictment or investigation
or running from the IRS to fill them So he and Rahm Emanuel have devised a
soecial civil service I.Q. test for prospective appointees. Pass it and you might
just find yourself deputy secretary of something or ambassador to Lithuania.
The test is a simple true-false exercise and alternate versions are available in
Spanish and ebonics.
(1) True or False? Abortion is the best and easiest method of birth control and the
government should pay for it.
(2) True or False? The fairest way to bail out the automakers is to force them into
+controlled" (manipulated) bankruptcy and then give half of what's left to the UAW,
leaving secured (actual) creditors with 29 cents on the dollar.
(3) True or False? Guantanamo Bay recruited more terrorists than bin Laden and
Alzawahiri put together.
(4) True or False? Americans really WANT government rationed health care for
which they have to wait in line.
(5) True or False? Electricity is too cheap. If we can double the price through a
cap-and-trade system we'll all be happier.
(6) True or False? Our returning veterans are more dangerous than the jidaists, so
we have to watch out for them.
(7) True or False? Bringing detainees from Guantamo Bay to America is a great
idea for keeping America safe.
(8) True or False. "Drill, baby, drill," is what taxpayers want the government to
do to their wallets, bank accounts and 401ks.
(9) True or False? Nancy Pelosi's comments about the CIA have nothing in common
with a Bernie Madoff "not guilty" plea.
(10) True or False? ACORN registers only living, qualified voters.
If you answered "True" to two or more questions we're sorry but you won't make
the cut. Remember to vote for us again. If you answered "True" on three to six of the
questions, you may at least get an interview. Bone up on the ones you missed. If you
answered "True" on seven eight or nine questions, you probably belong to the media
and can skip the preliminary interview and send in a resume. If you said "True" ten times
you're a lock. To receiveyour appoinment call 1-202-URA-FOOL. And have a nice day!